Is it a plant? Is it a helter-skelter? Who cares - I look splendid. Swirling around my trunk with pure elegance, I’m the epitome of perfectly crafted topiary. Except I come ready-made with zero maintenance. Imagine how much time you would have spent trying to get a real tree to do this! Instead you can have a gin. Cheers. I come in three sizes - 120 cm, 150 cm and 180 cm.